What is ur favorite quote from the movie?

Oh , many . .xD
" . . .Spoon."
"YOU'RE ALL LATE FOR TEA ! *throws teacup*"
"Off with the heads !!"
"You're mad, bonkers, off your head! But I'll tell you a secret: All the best people are."
But this one killed me.


Stayne : Alice has escaped.
*Red Queen slaps him*
Stayne : On the Bandersnatch.
*Red Queen slaps him again*
Stayne : With the Vorpal Sword.
*Red Queen slaps him again*

Chesire Cat: Uh oh
Red Queen :off with his head!
Red Queen: He tried to kill me he tried to kill me!
White Queen: We have our champion

I love whole movie! How could you make me pick just ONE quote?? ESPECIALLY when I have the whole movie memorized...

To narrow things down, I love ANYTHING Tarrant says.
Rather, I believe my favorite Tarrant qoute would have to be the first one I memorized...
"Well then. Shall it be a bonnet or a boater? Or something for the boudoir...? Cloche? Dunce hat, death cap, coif...snood, barboosh, pugree? Yarmulke, corkle-hat. Porkpipe, tam-o-shanter, billy cork, bi-corn, tri-corn, bandeau, bongrace, fan-tail, nightcap, garibaldi, FEZ!!

...fez..."

"Spoon!"

off with her head!!!

My favourite quote is when Hatter says to the red queen that he's considering things that begin with the letter m.
It's a pitty that I don't know what he says in english, only in german... (Perhaps someone could help me?^^)

"You're completly bonkers... But I'll tell you a secret, all the best people are."

When the white queen once again sits upon the throne, I will futterwacken. Vigorously!"

i might have messed up a little XD

I have some so choose the one you like best:P

"The Red Queen: I need a pig here!"

"The March Hare: You're all late for tea!"

"The Mad Hatter: Have I gone mad?
Alice Kingsley: I'm afraid so. You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are."

"The Mad Hatter: You used to be much more..."muchier." You've lost your muchness." - This one is epic!

"The Mad Hatter: Why is it you're always too small or too tall?"

And of course:

"Alice: This has all come from my own mind! Hatter: ...which would mean that I'm not...real."

So many... so EPIC

Stayne - Knave of Hearts: [Stayne sees Alice] And who is this lovely creature?
The Red Queen: Um, my new favourite.
Stayne - Knave of Hearts: [to Alice] What is your name?
The Red Queen: Um.
Stayne - Knave of Hearts: [to Alice] I believe your name has slipped the Queen's mind.
The Red Queen: Her name is Um, IDIOT!

Why is a raven like a writing desk? ;) love this one soo much!!!

Stayne:"Arrest this girl for unlawful seduction!
Red Queen: "I'd like a pig please!"
White Queen: "You're a little taller than I thought you'd be."
Absolem: "Your almost Alice."
March Hare: "Twinkle twinkle twinkle twinkle..."
Mad Hatter: "Down with the bloody Red Queen!"
Chesire: "All this talk of blood and slaying has put me off my tea."
Alice: "Enough chatter." Chops off Jabberwocky's tongue. The White Queen looks like she's going to puke

I loved all of The Hatters lines, but the one that got me was the very end.

Alice: Do you know why a raven is like a writing desk?
Hatter: I don't have the slightest idea.

( I think that's right, all I know is I was crying my eyes out when he said "You'll forget about me.")

Whole movie was amazing, and people who said it sucked really need to rent it when it comes out on DVD and really watch it. Because you will see how interesting the film is and how Johnny gave the Hatter life.

I have to say the Hatter reminded me a lot of Edward Scissorhands, in a way he also reminded me of Sweeney Todd. One of Johnny's best movies.

As you can see we're still having tea, and it's all because I was obliged to kill time waiting for your return. You're terribly late, you know. Naughty. Well anyway, time became quite offended and stopped all together. Not a tick ever since

I've only seen the movie once :``(
But after reading all of your great answers here sure put a smile on my face remembering the movie, thanks you all :)