HAHAHAHA look at what twilight has done I think I hear Bhram Stoker crying in his grave!

lol! twilight is the best ever!

seriously... look at the title "WANNA BE A VAMPIRE?" if you have any commen sence you would know that vampires arent real. I still hear Bhram Stoker crying. Want some real literature? Read some Shakespere... real Shakespere.

I have nothing aginst the actors its just Stepehenie Meyer and that so-called "plot" and characters or as I like to say emotionless lego bricks (not to offend lego bricks). I feel sorry for the actors, unable to go outside without being mauled by fans. Oh, yeah Bhram is still crying.

Guess that shut you up. Finnally.