#2: Temperature gets hotter

3: err when you get angry you turn into a wolf (you would kind of realise from that)

number 3 thincs happen when yr angry

4.Your Family Has Old Legends
Of Decsending From Wolves .
lol

5. you imprinted on someone

6. You turn into a werewolf...lol. Surely thats a big one.

7. You heal faster

8. your only enemy is a vampire!!!!!!!

9.You Like To Run
Around Half-Naked !
lol

you can hear the thoughts of your pack

11. You can connect with animals, especially wolves. Maybe...

you eat alot???

you feel very protective of your family and co-habitants.. and you always wanted to be a wolve..=/

14 .You Only Have A
Certain Group Of Friends .

you get more muscle-y

You're HOT! (In both ways!!) xx

16. You always carry with you another pack full of new clothes.

1. you start avoiding people and then suddenly you are friends with people you use to hate

18. you hate the smell of vampires

19. You eat and eat and never go fat

Im beginning to think they arent gonna be 10 million ways lol.

You got that right JoseVanders, this is becoming so complicated!

20. You're constantly covered of fleas? lol

21. you never age until you can control you phasing

22. You try to be always at home to don't see anyone else's face. You know, for don't have the imprinting problem :)

23. you phase when you get angry

24. you are very unstable

25. you are really strong

26. Your size is bigger than the normal you

27. you look older than you are

wooow ppl u got so far lets change it to 10 million ways to piss edward of i think there might be a few more of them.

28. say to bella : "hey bella edward dosnt love u anymore he wants to run off with rosalie into the moonlight and have true loves first kiss" that would piss him off lol

29. Imagine Bella and Mike having sex!
lol

30. You Hide Out, Dont see Many People Or Youre Friendsss.

26.Your A Danger To Everyone .

Show him this:

33. Kiss Bella. even if she would want it, Edward would still be pissed of

33. Tell him to go to a specific place where Bella is waiting for him. Also tell the same story to Jacob with exactly the same place. Then they both will go at the same place and will see that Bella wasn't there XD

And show him this:

I love that one Jessie_Cullen! Good one!

35. Tell him Bella's Team Jacob

haha hileriouse EVERY1 LOOL edwardcarlisle, and jessie_cullen especially i nearly pissed myself
36. tell him the volturi desided 2 allow felix 2 marry bella and are goong to kill the cullens while ther in town and snack on a few loved ones that might tick him off lool xxx luvs ya all

37. Ask him where babies come from

ok this game is so fun i wanted to post a few more. Hope you don't mind...
38. Drive REALLY slow

39. Roll in glitter then run around saying "I'm edward! I'm Edward!"

Thanks rachel-rathbone and edwardcarlisle =]
Edward_Bella234, I really wanna try that, got any glitter?? =]
Yeah I got loads of funny Twilight images so I can keep going for a long time...
Show him this and tell him to go easy on the mountain lions lol =]

Tell him you could make Bella REALLY annoying =]

LMAO!!! Thats hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You can get some glitter at the dollar store I think ;D LOL
42. Ask him to do something impossible(ex. stop global warming), when he say's no, say "I'm sure Jacob could help me"

lol, that sure would do!

43. Imagine him with Tanya and Bella watching

44. Picture Jacob naked and kissing Bella. Or just naked.

aha lol all sooo funnie omg jessie_cullen yr so funny i love the mountain lion one i was rolling on the floor laughing and edward-bella 234 yrs r so good to

45. make up this ryme
hot and cold
fire and heat
u eat raw animal meat
and yr a freak
bella loves jacob and jacob loves bella
no matter wat u tell her
your so dramatic and bleek
because u cant read her mind u 97 year old freak
:D sorry would be better i usualy make up good poems but im having a off day

46. replay the scene in the movie were bella says i now who you are but insted say this:
bella : i know who you are
edward: say it.......out load........SAY IT
bella: (breathes)..........IKLE PIKLE.......
edward: are you afraid?
bella: yes.......terrified
edward: wait until you see me in my......night garden
bella : (screams and runs away crying) no no no no please i beg you not the night garden

LMAO!!!! :D !!!!!

47. Buy him a Bella's Blood scented car freshener

48. Everytime Bella comes it to the room, jump on his back and whisper in his ear "I'll be your spider monkey"

I love all these, everyone's sooo funny =] xXx

Tell him this is how people who aren't in love with Bella see her:
(No offense to MJ fans, I didn't make it, I just posted it)

Tell him this is what a REAL spider monkey looks like, and it's really quite insulting to Bella