My giant tongue wouldn't stop growing (my giant tongue wouldn't stop growing)
A Ghost stole our lives savings
Stand aside,My Bum's five foot wide
My mate boiled my willy
I'm so fat I broke the toilet
Six toilets actually
I fell for a sexy robot
I paint,with my boobies
A psychic dog,has healing powers
There's a time lord in my loo
Mosquitoes made me pregnant (um So pregnant)
I fart on men' faces for money (oh yeah...come on guys)
I'm so fat i broke the toilet
Six toilets actually
I fell for sexy robots
I paint with my boobies
With my boobies (yeah)

No breakup of a relationship is easy: Joe Jonas is still trying to repair the wounds of his heart after the end of his affair with the beautiful Twilight star Ashley Greene.


Joe Jonas is still grieving the end of the relationship with Ashley Greene: Read!


Joe Jonas: "I suffer still for Ashley Greene." Read!










Joe Jonas has faced several years in the finished stories: Demi Lovato Taylor Swift, for example. But, as it opens, none has been as painful as the end with Ashley Greene. The couple was very reliable: it was between Joe and Ashley took a stroke of lightning! After months together, the two decided to end the relationship, and Joe still suffers. "My heart is broken. People like to think that only girls have to suffer, but it happened to me, "said Joe to Twist magazine. He continues: "Now I have a reputation as a wild" broken-hearts ": it is true, I have often left me .. but I was also left. I believe that in any case you can not avoid suffering when a story ends. "